Whose Poop Is it?

It's a game I play daily. Yes, it's kind of sick, but when you have five dogs you spend a LOT of time picking up poop. In fact I'm so good at it, I can tell just by looking at the terd whose poop it is. Erik is very bad at this game. Men just don't pay attention. Here's some Helpful Hints to the "Whose Poop Is It" game:
PERIMETER POOP: This is from Blitz. I don't know why he does this, but he backs into the fence to poop. I think he's just a very tidy boy and this way he won't step on it. Or maybe he's marking his territory.
POOP ON A HILL: This is Shiloh. Part of the fenced yard has a dramatic upward slope. Shiloh likes to poop on the crest and it tumbles downward onto the slope. Again, I think it's because he's a very tidy dog.
HEALTHY COLON POOP: These are voluminous poops that can only belong to Moto. He eats the same food as everyone else, this the sheer size of each terd continues to amaze me.
FOLLOW THE TRAIL POOP: belongs to Dusty. Ever since he was a puppy he walked and pooped. I think poop distresses him and it's his way of getting away from it as quickly as possible.
BORDER COLLIE POOP: anywhere. This dog will poop on stepping stones, stair edges, wherever and whenever she feels like it.
ACCIDENTAL POOP: inside the house - if it's in the dining room, it's Shiloh. If it's at the foot of the stairs, it's Daisy. Dusty, Blitz and Moto so far haven't pooped in the house.
So next time you stop by, come into the back yard with me and we'll play the game. Maybe this time YOU will win!